A golf joke for your Saturday morning chuckle

This joke struck me the right way this morning. Thanks to my sister-in-law, DV.

Happy 2nd day of Spring :)

On a golf tour in Newfoundland , a famous Canadian golf pro drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.'

'How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant. The Pro nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees'' replies the Pro.'

'Well, what on earth are dey for?'' inquires the attendant.

''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says the Pro.

"Lard tunderin", says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''