Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Top 10 list of 'What were they thinking?'

Bullet holes, cars

What were they thinking?  Here are my top 10 list of things this week:
  1. Business name, 'Steel Born'.  Seriously? (If I have to explain it...)
  2. Bullet hole decals on a car.  Should I be worried or am I not in on the joke?
  3. '2 for $6' pricing in grocery stores.  I just need 1!
  4. Still in the grocery store:  Fresh chicken prices less than the cost of the fully cooked rotisserie chicken.  Explain.
  5. 'Chef-inspired kitchens'.  So my kitchen won't work for a chef?
  6. This sign on a to-be-developed apartment building complex:  'Exciting designs'. Huh...?
  7. Artificial Intelligence: If it's intelligent it's not artificial.
  8. The 'TV Screen' in a Tesla.  It's bigger than my laptop screen...how is this OK?
  9. Electric scooters.  Particularly electric scooter riders who think they are vehicles and ride down the centre of the road. One 'tap' and it's lights out for the scooter rider.
  10. Ear buds.  On the subway, on the sidewalks, in shopping malls.  This is one way to cull the herd...you'll never hear it coming!
Until next time...

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

On the drive to Mill Run

I'd forgotten how much I love to drive.  On the drive to Mill Run, Pennsylvania  to visit the Frank Lloyd Wright house, Fallingwater, I rekindled the love affair.  

The drive begins on the butchered QEW through Mississauga, Oakville and Burlington before opening up a bit on the leg from Hamilton through to Fort Erie.  Once into the US things don't improve on the 190 through downtown Buffalo before it veers west to pick up I90.  At this point I wasn't feeling the love of driving yet...concrete highways are nice to look at, terrible to drive on.  There's a harshness to the ride.  On the up side:  The speed limit on I90 is 65 MPH.  With the cruise control set at a comfortable 70 MPH, the miles flew by.

Imagine my https://fallingwater.org/ when I turned south toward Pittsburg on the I79 and met true blacktop interstate roads!  With stunning vistas to go along with the winding two-lane, it was simply awesome.  And to top it off:  70 MPG speed limit.  Ahhh...I set the cruise at 75 MPH, turned up the stereo and 'enjoyed the drive'.  American's know how to build and maintain roads...at least those who live in Pennsylvania on that stretch of highway do!

Some observations of drivers I encountered:

  • Americans know how to drive really well!  Pass on the left, cruise on the right.  I did not encounter a single left lane bandit on the drive down or back!
  • All drivers I encountered left space in front of and behind each other.  No crowding.
  • Kudos to the lady in the Lexus with the roof open, windows down who passed me at around 85 MPH while holding her smartphone and texting.  Pretty awesome display of multi-tasking (I slowed down to get as much space between our vehicles)
  • The guy in the ancient clapped out Nissan Maxima who blasted by at around 100 MPH when I was already doing 75 MPH.  I never saw him again...perhaps he was late for lunch!
  • To the two drivers in massive duelie pickup trucks who passed me doing over 80 MPH.  Black trucks virtually identical.  Perhaps they were twins...
I'm itching to get back on the road. I have a plan to visit all the Frank Lloyd Wright historic buildings in North America.  That's a pretty good excuse for heading back out on the road.

Until next time...

Monday, July 10, 2023

Ear buds are killing us!

Ear buds are killing us and I don't mean from the electro waves running through our brains.  They are killing us because we have become dumb and dumber when using them in public.  Here are some examples:

  1. Cyclists who wear ear buds while riding on public roads with traffic.  A cyclist is vulnerable to vehicles.  A cyclist who can't hear what's going on around him in traffic increases the odds of a collision.  The vehicle may be damaged but the cyclist will come out worse.
  2. Runners who wear earbuds.  These runners are slightly better able to evade traffic especially if they run facing traffic and stay on sidewalks.  Here's the added risk:  Runners are already 'in the zone' while running.  Listening to music adds to the noise and reduces their awareness of what's going on around them.
  3. Drivers who wear headphones while driving.  This one is truly stupid.  Playing loud music in the vehicle is already a distraction but you can hear some outside noise.  Increasing the isolation with headphones on...mind blowing!
  4. Subway commuters!  It seems everyone wears earbuds on the subway.  That was my observation last Friday.  It isolates you from the potentially dangerous situations that develop quickly.  Especially on the platform as the train approaches and inside the often packed train car.  Sorry, that tune or podcast can wait...I'd rather be safe. 
Distracted and isolated...that leads to slower reaction times.  Approximately 4 seconds slower if you believe this article:  Time to ditch the headphones.

Here's an idea:  The next time you see a cyclist/runner/driver/subway commuter wearing earbuds or headphones, yell at them to stop!  

Until next time...

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Don't Fake It

I despise the saying, 'Fake it till you make it'.  And I have no respect for the people who say it.  Let's break it down.

The first two words, 'Fake it' mean that it's OK to lie about your skills, aptitude or talent.  That mean that the foundation is weak.  I think it is much wiser to actually acknowledge that you actually don't know something and ask questions to learn.  I'd hate for my Dentist to use these words on me.  And it would be truly be worrisome if that was her attitude on her first day of dental school!

'Till you make it', the second part of the saying implies that you can build something real and lasting on the lie of the foundation.  I'm pretty sure that if the foundation is weak, the structure on top will not stay up for very long!  And to use another analogy, when I board a ship, I want to be really confident that the people who assembled it weren't 'faking it'!

'Fake it till you make it' is one of those cliché's that play to ignorance.  We don't have to look far for examples...Provincial Politics in Ontario...and to see the damage faking it has wreaked on us.  

But the joke may be on us:  We follow fakers of all types and get caught up in emotional hysteria despite our rational inner voice screaming out, 'Stop!'  Look how we as individuals and as societies have behaved throughout the COVID pandemic.  

Let's call it for what it is:  A crude, cheap panacea to bulldoze the masses.

I'm NOT faking it till I make it...

Until next time...

Chris Morales, Toronto